06 June 2008

I'm Found...


If you've ever chosen to scroll down to the bottom of my blogpage...you may have noticed that I have a stat counter. This is so I know how many people visit, and who they are...it also comes with such handy things as visitor paths, popular pages...and my favorite...Keyword Search.

Keyword Search is basically the words some one's used to find their way to you...although, you probably know all this. But, what you don't know is the keywords people are using to find Foolsewoode.

Here are some of the more popular ways people find me:

Shower Dude - I have no idea what this could mean. All I can think of is either a guy shaped soap on a rope...or some sort of mannequin that you put in your shower...you know, kind of like one of those one's that people put in their cars so that no one knows they're alone?

i would walk 500 miles and i would walk through your door - OK...now I admit, if I walked 500, I probably would end up walking through the door to get right to a glass of water, a hot shower, and a bed, but sadly, those are not the words...They're "I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles to fall down at your door" Romantic for sure, but no one's walking through anything spunky... (and yes, that is the capitalization that the person used)

Butt Bling - HA! That was one of my favorite posts...and I would still love to design a whole line of butt bling for people, only I can't stand to look at that part of any one's body anymore...butt crack is just so passe (it's also 2 separate words people...)

Women's Buttcrack - OK...this is getting icky isn't it? Knock it off buttcrack people...if you want to see women's butt crack, go outside and glance around at any typical American city...there's a lot at hand, and will be until low-rise jeans go out of style (again, it's 2 separate words)

And...my very favorite...the one that keeps coming up again and again:

Viewmaster Porn - Something Dina and I pondered one night and it was decided that it would indeed be a lucrative business. I am still thinking that, as those words keep popping up again and again...

Maybe we could include Butt Crack & Bling in it too?

Look-out world!

Have an amazing weekend all...

8 comments:

TomboCheck said...

Dang, the only reason that people come to my website is to find out about swallowing fish bones, and cooking beef tongue. Nobody every searches my site for women's butcrack... :(

thatgirldina said...

VIEWMASTER PORN!!!!!!! I totally had forgotten about that!! Or atleast it was buried in the dusty portions of my memory. Thank you for giving me a mad case of the giggles this afternoon.

And I TOTALLY think we need to get crackin' (haha!) on making it happen Peaches. Photo shoot at my place later? ;)
xoxo,
-d.

Lois Grebowski said...

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Isn't it funny what search terms get to our blogs? Too funny!

flutter said...

You are so funny Butt bling..heh

Dana said...

My husband had to come in and see what I was laughing about!! Ha!

She sure is strange! said...

Oh my xsil was a hefty gal(more than I am even!) and she wore those thongs with the lowrise, OMG it was scary every time she bent over!! Now SHE would buy butt bling and LOTS of it, she's just that way.

Myself, I'm more interested in the floor-licking spiders. I might even get over my phobia.

Molly(who has a new pet)

mommiemarzie said...

These are pretty funny search terms! Too funny! Makes you wonder, though, what people are expecting to find when they search by those terms.
-Kathy

Mytutorlist.com said...

This is hilarious. I had no idea this is how other readers have found you. It is certainly not how I came across this page, that's for sure!

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