Operation Fall Apart Full Steam Ahead...

So to speak...

Captain.

(all bad puns will be evident by the end of this post)

As if the exploding tummy during key parts of the trip out of town weren't enough yesterday...

And, to totally add insult to injury...

Last night while sitting on the couch before bed, I noticed my left eyelid was a little itchy (this while I was itching it, cause' I'm observant like that) I thought it was strange, but that's about all that went through my head (this flu, or whatever it is, is making me quite tired) In my morning stupor, stumbling around the house, I didn't even think of it again...until I just popped out of the bath, toweling off...When I noticed:


Yes. Swollen left eye lid. Complete with weird red itchy rash and purple swolley-ness...

I would love to stomp around and cry and shake my fists in the air, but I don't have the energy. I'm reduced to giggling hysterically instead...

Maybe that and renting a peg for my leg and a parrot for my shoulder to go with the eye patch I feel like wearing today.

Can anyone say aaarrrggghhh!

?

Now where did I put that large black hat with the skull and crossbones on it? I mean, I think we can all take a moment to thank our lucky stars that the pirate thing is kind of in right now, and that I look great in head wear...and well, at least there will be no need to apply pink eyeshadow today...you know?

If I wore pink eyeshadow.