27 January 2009

Operation Fall Apart Full Steam Ahead...

So to speak...

Captain.

(all bad puns will be evident by the end of this post)

As if the exploding tummy during key parts of the trip out of town weren't enough yesterday...

And, to totally add insult to injury...

Last night while sitting on the couch before bed, I noticed my left eyelid was a little itchy (this while I was itching it, cause' I'm observant like that) I thought it was strange, but that's about all that went through my head (this flu, or whatever it is, is making me quite tired) In my morning stupor, stumbling around the house, I didn't even think of it again...until I just popped out of the bath, toweling off...When I noticed:


Yes. Swollen left eye lid. Complete with weird red itchy rash and purple swolley-ness...

I would love to stomp around and cry and shake my fists in the air, but I don't have the energy. I'm reduced to giggling hysterically instead...

Maybe that and renting a peg for my leg and a parrot for my shoulder to go with the eye patch I feel like wearing today.

Can anyone say aaarrrggghhh!

?

Now where did I put that large black hat with the skull and crossbones on it? I mean, I think we can all take a moment to thank our lucky stars that the pirate thing is kind of in right now, and that I look great in head wear...and well, at least there will be no need to apply pink eyeshadow today...you know?

If I wore pink eyeshadow.

5 comments:

Mytutorlist.com said...

With all the cut backs going on, you can save money on eyeshadow! Hehehe... Well, I hope things get better for you. Maybe it's time to take a day off and just relax at home with a cup of hot tea. Ahhh... just the thought of that makes me happy!

Anonymous said...

Sadie, get thee to an OD but quick. Thou shalt not like the pink eye that is upon you. One must understand that you cold hast migrated to thine eye. Thoust sight could be affected for a fortnight. --Steeliechick

Lois Grebowski said...

Is it a bug bite? Hope it goes away soon.

Feeling kinda puny today... my nose is very cold(the tip is just an ice cube). I ralphed twice (once while at Lowe's), and I'm struggling to stay awake.

Oh joys!

flutter said...

One must understand that you cold hast migrated to thine eye

LOL that made me laugh....um but also? it's true

Chickenbells said...

Well yes...it's migrated to thine eye...but it's ON thine eye, not IN thine eye.

Yet...

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